Take The Tree Down

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My wife says that I gotta take the tree down
She says I’m the worst
If I don’t get that thing outta here
She’s gonna go berserk (cuz)

I’m lazy and it’s March
It’s brown and it’s shedding
She’s going BERESRK!

I see the decorations and
The tinsel and lights
On a stick that’s brown and grey
Needles on the carpet is where they lay (cuz)

I’m lazy and it’s March
It’s brown and it’s shedding
She’s going BERESRK!

I won’t apologize
For letting the tree die
You see that Spring has come
Gonna leave the tree as long as I can (cuz)

I’m lazy and it’s March
It’s brown and it’s shedding
She’s going BERESRK!
Lazy! Lazy! Lazy! Lazy!
I don’t care if it’s fuckin’ dead
I don’t care if it’s fuckin’ spring
I’m so sick of Christmas time
I just wanna scream… WHY?

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from What Makes An Elf Build Toys EP, released December 9, 2015

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Angry Snowmans Victoria, British Columbia

Disgruntled, displaced Elves of the North Pole who are telling the world about Santa's abusive practices by playing classic punk rock songs. Started in 2008, there is no end in sight. Grab an eggnog and get your ass under that mistletoe! Ho-Ho-Ho- Let's Go! ... more

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