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Every Christmas Eve the chimney going down
The kids are all naughty, you still come to town
You don`t feed the deer, you don`t fix the sled
And all the elves need shrinks cuz their screwed in the head
Oh Santa Claus
What’s wrong with you
You better wake up
Now what you gonna do
The big companies are milking us dry
The Christmas spirit is soon gonna die
And at the North Pole they’ll never be free
They slave in the workshops to put the stuff beneath the tree
Oh Santa Claus
What’s wrong with you
You better wake up
Now what you gonna do
And all of these children want a lot of useless toys
You’re so fucking jolly spoiling all the girls and boys
You don`t feed the deer, you don`t fix the sled
And all the elves need shrinks cuz their screwed in the head
Oh Santa Claus
What’s wrong with you
You better wake up
Now what you gonna do
White Christmas

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from What Makes An Elf Build Toys EP, released December 9, 2015

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Angry Snowmans Victoria, British Columbia

Disgruntled, displaced Elves of the North Pole who are telling the world about Santa's abusive practices by playing classic punk rock songs. Started in 2008, there is no end in sight. Grab an eggnog and get your ass under that mistletoe! Ho-Ho-Ho- Let's Go! ... more

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