Naughty Children Suck

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Naughty children suck
it's easy to see
their parents were jerks
for leavin’ them be
didn’t teach ‘em any manners or any of it
I say give ‘em lumps of coal
but they don’t deserve shit
Santa Claus is just sayin’ nope
to these evil sons of bitches
who never had a hope
but because they’re never jolly
their life is pretty weak
an ugly little bastard
with no presents by the tree
Naughty Children Suck
Naughty Children Suck


from What Makes An Elf Build Toys EP, released December 9, 2015



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Angry Snowmans Victoria, British Columbia

Disgruntled, displaced Elves of the North Pole who are telling the world about Santa's abusive practices by playing classic punk rock songs. Started in 2008, there is no end in sight. Grab an eggnog and get your ass under that mistletoe! Ho-Ho-Ho- Let's Go! ... more

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